Every single person that reblogs this will get an embarrassing photo of a band member in their ask. Every. Single. One.
-Ya no te amo -susurró ella- no te amo en absoluto.
A él se le puso un nudo en la garganta.
-No importa, cariño. Yo tengo amor suficiente por los dos.
Thanks. It has pockets!
every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
AU : The X factor’s judge Louis Tomlinson, 22, dating contestant Harry Styles, 18.